Orange is The New Black

  • Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
  • Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee


Puppies with pacifiers

(via jlaudenslager)

Timestamp: 1406218036


Summertime Sadness

(Source:, via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1406218006


Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

(via ashley-needs-hugs)

fun game: go in my tagged/me and reblog yo favorite selfie

(Source: baetimusprime, via she-wants-the-eod)



why would someone do this to me

Jesus, I felt like I was punched in the stomach.

(Source: coconutjob)

Timestamp: 1405488818



This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

(Source: prospit-page, via thewordsofclayton)

Timestamp: 1405478945


taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via joshpeck)